We jacked off on camera together. That means something.

chodeboy:

contraception:

never had a wet dream

me neither 

some dumb things I see on this site I’m like yea that’s ok u can get away with that and some I’m like shut the fuxk up I know we are joking but thst just stupid af get out

imagine how strong you’d get if you swallowed Hercules’ cum

Hercules I’m so glad you’re my icon I love you marry me and then fist me with those gigantic arms

if you eat Vegemite right none of u could say it tastes bad

I still miss u

No i didn't saw 2 girls 1 cup i just come to your blog and regret this for all my entire life. I'm outta here.
Anonymous

such a tragic loss on my part :’(

I keep seeing the word tea and it’s not in the right context for the beverage kind of tea

man you are fucking gross
Anonymous

u have probably watched 2 girls 1 cup

wmagazine:

Kirsten, the ultimate California girl. 
Photograph by Juergen Teller; styled by Felicia Garcia-Rivera; written by Sofia Coppola; W magazine May 2014. 

wmagazine:

Kirsten, the ultimate California girl. 

Photograph by Juergen Teller; styled by Felicia Garcia-Rivera; written by Sofia Coppola; W magazine May 2014. 

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless