i have more followers on tumblr than augie march has on spotify and that makes me mad augie march is beautiful
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
3 selfies for the price of 1
of course i should what kind of question is this??
why is this bad
"Are u ok?" "Im just tired"
T alkin about seinfeld
I nterested in briefcases
R eally sick of income tax
E ntering the puppet demsion
"…yea just tired"
*looks at own dick* amazing
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
thanks nicki, i WILL have a Nice day
merry fistmas everyone